Texts: Team Dazz-Star To: "Jean-Paul Beaubier" From: "Alison Blaire" Date: February 5, 2013
→ Hey boo, whatchoo up to? → This math homework is going to be the death of me. → I miss you!
→ I'm writing you a song, JP. → Its called "My Best Friend is JP."
→ ♪ Don't call him French, because he's Quebecois ♪ → ♪ He's more fabulous than you and all of the valois ♪ → ♪ He's my brother from another mother, you heard me right ♪ → ♪ And if you mess with him I'm going to have to light ♪ → ♪ Your ass up, and you're not gonna like it ♪ → ♪ That's what I said, Jean-Paul is my best friend ♪ → ♪ That's my song, the end. ♪ → ♪ Beaubi-yeah-yeah-yeah! (x 3) ♪