As Loki voiced her approval, Baird's grin grew even more smug.
"Yeah! They didn't deserve me! And now the idiots will get what's fuckin' coming!"
He chuckled at the reference to the purposes of guns and swords. "Yeah... the caliber of my Lancer is so thick and throbbing!" He rolled his eyes, "you know, because being a dude isn't about your biology, its about other people accepting you're a dude! Just like the sun only rises in the morning because everyone agrees it does!" He would've spat with disgust if he didn't find people's stupidity so hysterically funny.
When Loki changed back into a male form, Baird's eyes went wide.
He... she... it.... whatever.... he thought, although the smirk returned as Loki described the usage of the shapeshifting. "Hahaha.... guess that has its advantages. If they're rendered dumber than usual by a pair of tits... you could have 'em all on your leash!"
He actually chuckled at the statement about 'they like me like this too but would rather cut their tongue off.' "Yeah... where I'm from, the dude on dude thing... they outlawed it. Doesn't stop anyone... all that homo-erotic team bonding in the locker room gotta happen some time... and Marcus and Dom..." the former Seran rolled his eyes, "couldn't keep them off of each other when Internal Affairs was looking the other way."
"Not that I'm against it. Back on Sera they banned anything that was fun and didn't produce more slaves for the COG. So that means no mansex, at least officially. Didn't really bother me much; not many dudes there I wanted to fuck. Or chicks, for that matter."