"Seriously? Magneto? Like, purple-and-magenta-I'm-a-take-over-the-world-with-all-my-sistas-and-me Magneto? Last I checked, he was the X-Men's problem. And why do you have to teleport to find the Scarlet Witch? She lives across the hall. She yells at me at least once a week to turn that music. You know, the music that's loud to cover up those noises you make when I... seriously, none of this is ringing a bell?"
He can tell by the look on Billy's face that Blue Wizard Needs a Clue Badly. The bad thing is, so does Green Barbarian.
"Okay, look, last thing *I* remember is about to terminate your virginity in my room then making like Wile E. Coyote on this rich guys driveway. Where the hell are we anyways?"
Looking around he morphs a pair of glasses over his eyes, again without much effort.
"Oh good, these are fake ones cause I left my real glasses on the bed-stand cause you kept fogging them up..." Now able to read the words on the polished marble plaque on the lawn. "Xavier Institute of Higher Learning? Really? Now *I'M* laughing at you. We're way out in Westchester dude... as in only half the state away from home. Epic Fail."