Tony Stark? Don't know who the fuck that is but its clearly a guy's name. And he was stripped of his Captaincy for a secret of his. Sounds like a Code 78 violation.
Code 78; the law that made sexual acts between people of the same sex illegal. Y'know, because we need to keep the population rate up. How the fuck that's supposed to work, I wouldn't know since there's always artificial insemination and shit. But hey, COG logic.
"Oh shit, don't tell me manfucking's illegal here too?" he began with venom dripping from every syllable. "Really?!? I get out of that shithole, and apparently here is so much better, but what consenting adult people wanna do in the sack is still the kind of thing that the government actually gives a fuck about?!?"
Baird rolled his eyes as he took the now-empty garlic crusher to the sink. "Typical. No, we can't let people have fun in the sack unless it results in yet more future slaves to be nice obedient little grunts! So no mansex. Not on Sera, and apparently not here either."
Damon shook his head in frustration. "Of course, no one ever dragged Fenix and his bitch off to the firing squad, even when Fenix never used enough lube and Dom always howled like a bitch when it was jammed into him. Because they're 'oh so special and awesome,'" he rolled his eyes as the sarcasm corroded his tone, "and no one cares if Santiago's screaming keeps the Smart Guy up at night."
He remembered all those nights when he was trying to translate Locust documents, but Santiago's ear-splitting howls kept piercing through the air.
He turned back to Steve and saw the hurt and sadness naked on Steve's expression. "Not that I have any problems with manfucking. I'll fuck anything smart, which is why I hardly got any back on Sera."
Finally he reached the end of his rant. He took a breath as he thought about the question Steve asked with naked pain on display. "What am I, if I can't be what they made me to be?"
"Well as you said you're a comic writer and artist. So you're that. They also didn't take the serum away; whatever it did to your body, the end result's pretty fuckin' jacked. You're also not dumb, and you're not an asshole. The last two are pretty good things in my book." Especially since everyone else back in the shithole were either dumb, assholes, or both. "So you're talented, handsome, not stupid, and not a douche. Puts you above pretty much everyone I knew back on Sera."
His tone was gruff, but sincere, as if Damon were simply naming self-evident facts.