Baird got up, his biceps flexing with the effort, and walked towards the fridge. "Sure, no problem" he replied casually. "Haven't had zucchini at all before... so bring it."
He smirked as he saw the zucchini. Lemme guess, they store those right next to the cucumber and the bananas... the phallic F&V section.
He opened the cavernous chilled appliance and removed the clove of garlic. He grabbed the crusher from the drawer and placed the clove into the device.
"Tell me when to crush it," Baird replied casually. "Fuckin' love eating edible food... sitting around a fire with Fenix and his bitch, trying to cook some fuckin' Brumak jerky into somethin' edible, that's just motherfuckin' depressing," Baird concluded bitterly. "At least here, I've basically been cumming with every mouthful."