Steve didn't look all that happy to see him, though. Tony ran a hand through his hair. He should have known it wasn't his Cap.
"You see, I've talked to a few people and I've heard such charming stories like, 'Where I come form, Iron Man started a Civil War in the US and got Captain America killed' and somesuch. Turns out I'm a bastard in many universes, can you believe that?"
He gave that charming half-smirk, the kind he'd trained to perfection for the presses and international supermodels he intended to spend a night with.
"So, if 'I' have done anything to you, sorry in advance."