Troy Redshaw (green_shadow) wrote in marvel_mashup, @ 2017-09-23 18:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | @dark shadows, rasputin: illyana, redshaw: troy |
CHARACTERS: Troy, Chocolaty Thicket, Illyana.
TOPIC: He'll come around.
DATE & TIME: Sept. 23rd, 2017 - 7:30pm.
LOCATION: Troy's room.
RATING: T for Troy.
"She's going to be back any second. You better move," Troy informed the plump kitty who was laying on his bed next to him.
"Rrrrrrrrrn."
"I don't care if you like her or not, she's going to lay on your ass."
"Rrrwww."
"She could gain a few pounds? Psh." While Troy tended to agree with Chocolaty Thicket on that issue, the cat was quite obese. "You need to go on a diet, bruh." Hemlock gave his cat a head-ruffle and then rolled over onto his side to face the (nearly) empty side of the bed. He propped his head up on his hand with his elbow buried in pillowed and closed his eyes for a moment, trying to decide if he could reach his bong.
"Mrrr."
He reopened his eyes and Chocolaty was right in his face. "GOO!"
"Rrrrw."
"I do love her."
"Rmrmmew?"
"Chocolaty F. Thicket! You best check yo'self."
The cat hopped off the bed, and when the door to Troy's room opened, and Illyana was revealed, the very lazy, passive aggressive fat cat simply made a 'mrrrrrr' noise as he watched her feet go by and then disappear up onto the bed.
"Thanks for getting me this Fanta," Troy began, heart racing, "but I kissed Will. It didn't mean anything. I was drunk at the bar and I kissed him, but that's it. Don't listen to anything Chocolaty says. He thinks he's woke. He ain't." He unscrewed the cap to his beloved orange drink and chugged half the soda to keep his mouth from doing more words.