[video || OPEN]
[The video flickers on and soon. There. Standing before you...is the man of your dreams and for some reason...you are so drawn to him. You want to know him, you want to be him, hell, you just want him in general.
This tall, dark, and handsome stranger cranes his head to survey his area, smiling magnificently, and then in a booming, sultry voice, speaks.]
What a wonderfully convenient facility.
[He directs his attention to the screen. Is he undressing you with his eyes? Why yes. Yes he is.]
Hello, ladies. How are you? Fantastic.
Might I inquire as to what your man smells like? Does he smell like an Old Spice man?
Does he smell of adventure?
If not, perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Smile and TING his teeth ~*~SPARKLE~*~.]