video;
There are cats here. We could produce some .gifs if we wanted to.
I think the other part of that is technically illegal here, so the intranet will have to consist solely of three frame cat animations. If it isn't, for whatever reason, I could be a movie star.
[But he is also legally a minor here in all likelihood, at the apparent age of 16.]
I always wondered how pornography came about. It is in circumstances such as these, isn't it? Boredom and desperation.