[Voice]
Not even going to bother making some idiotic and pointless jab at your name because 1, that seems to have been done a million times and, 2, shut up, shut up is why.
Welcome to this vacuous criminal infested feces-flinging excuse for a prison.
[Someone is being somewhat nice!]
Karkat Vantas. My interests aren't important because they are far too amazing for you to understand, but, if you need some help figuring out what the fuck is going on or something... I guess I can help.