Damon Salvatore (foreverastud) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2011-02-18 16:18:00 |
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The things I have learned in Marina: They should include this in those brochures.
One, costume parties. Don't go to them. If you must drag yourself over there, try wearing your own clothes. 'Wearing your own clothes to a costume party, Damon?' I know, I know. Genius.
Two, the quickest way to draw attention to yourself is to talk about vampires. Try it out! Cry wolf if you want to. Just remember, it's a sensitive topic. There's a guy somewhere around here that takes them very seriously. A little too seriously.
Three, you can't walk from one end of the dome to another without meeting a defense patrol member. They're everywhere. Thank you - defense force - for protecting the lives of the crimi- sorry, citizens of Marina. I, for one, commend you. Try not to screw up anytime soon.
[Private to Caroline]
And you can get the extended version of my wonderful advice if you call now. At this number. And when I mean now, I mean now.