Sari | I'm a Real Girl | 1/1 because I'm lazy Character Character Name: Sari Fandom:Adventures of a Demon Hunting Soccer Mom Timeline: 33 Crimes: Tagging at work, Canon shipping, Reading too many romance novels, Staying up too late on nights she has to work, Delaying cooking dinner for her kids to tag, Whining, Not providing enough vegetables, Stealing her kids Halloween candy.
Personality: She's just like your mom. Only cooler. Really. Ask her kids, they tend to think she's the bomb. Sari is minorly co-dependent, second guessing all of her actions all while attempting to force others to live up to her expectations. A recovering romance addict, she's become a little cynical about love and the idea of dating or marriage is a huge turn off at this point in her life. She pushes forward though with a smile on her face and trying to think the best of anyone.
This second guessing makes her a little indecisive, whether it's from trying to decide where to eat for dinner to spending hours researching things she wants to buy--she's known to read reviews for enjoyment because of this. Especially book reviews.
Abilities: Building snowmen, Being a snugglebunny, chasing escaped dogs through the neighborhood, coaching kids at soccer an
Multifandom Test: Jennifer. They are both mom people and would fight over the loli's in Marina. What else is there?
Third person sample: This seriously wasn't happening, right? It was one thing to steal a little time away from real life to pretend you were actually a character--and another entirely to actually be here. This really was Marina, right? Though the list of her crimes with the welcome message should have been proof enough.
Sari knew she'd find the Welcome Basket nearby and aware of the contents of it, she dove the short distance to search through it. She really needed some chocolate. Like, NOW.
"You'd think Acumen could have at least waited until my divorce was final." She dug out a cookie from the basket and bit into it with a frustrated sigh. "My replacement better not slack off in that."
First person sample: [It looks a little different than she always imagined it, the communicator. It was quite easy to turn on though, just a little fiddling with it and it was set to go.]
I'm not going to be like everyone else and demand an explanation.
[There is a small pause.]
Okay...but really guys? What the fuck? You can't just take me from my kids!