One can only hope. [He grins suggestively, as subtle as ever.] But no, Pepper lured me here under false pretenses. And now that I'm here I may as well defend myself against the female onslaught of accusations, even if I've barely been here for three days. Especially when she won't let me leave or this [he lifts his panty-filled hand] is the closest I'm getting to her for a week.
Oh, speaking of where I've been. You should come see the bot I snagged. He's in pieces now but you'll get the idea. Once I got past the annoying security it was really quite fascinating. I've never seen a engine quite like it.