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Tweak says, "He said I was 31...I'm 30"

Penelope Garcia (unmitigated) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-09-04 18:13:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner, dean winchester, derek morgan, euphemia li britannia, faith lehane, jane foster, penelope garcia, rogue, spencer reid, tear grants, tyki mikk, wheatley, zatanna zatara

[Voice | Open]
[Garcia's been pretty much hiding out for a while now, working on coding and a few assorted projects, dealing with things. Hotch being here, then suddenly gone. Nothing too new that she's hunkered down in order to deal, but being afraid of the entire world she's living in and most everyone in it? Not her favorite state of being, as it turns out.]

How ever do people ever deal with being here? Just when it seems like things can't suck more, they somehow do. Seriously, how is everyone not completely nutso with just the sheer volume of suck that exists in this place?

...At least there's donuts, I guess. But that only makes up for fifteen percent of the crap that goes on here! Twenty, tops.

((OOC: for anyone that prefers to [action] she's at the Bakery in Sector 2!))

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	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-06 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	[His smile somewhat fades as he listens. Reid seems to be tainting everything fun around this place, and that's mildly annoying. For such a skinny, wretched little man he sure knows a lot of women.] I didn't. Tell me this doesn't ruin our dinner plans, love. I was looking forward to them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-07 03:15 am UTC (link)
	-- Wait, really? You didn't know? So... you really were just interested in me? [Give her a second, let her process this mess.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-07 03:34 am UTC (link)
	A hard concept to fathom? [He does think you're fun, Garcia.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-07 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well, kinda. I'm not the type to attract hottie charmers so I sort of assumed you were hitting on me to mess with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	[A smug sort of smile appears at her phrasing there, evidently amused.] No, I really was hoping to get you to dinner. And elsewhere afterwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-10 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, damn. So here I am with a renewed sense of self-esteem and yet there's no way I can agree to dinner. [Sorry Reid, she fails at lying in any form.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-10 05:02 am UTC (link)
	No way at all? Even if I promise to be a complete gentleman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-10 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	No matter how amazing your flirt is, I think we have sort of a core issue of disagreement. [and ain't it a shame.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-10 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	If your mind ever changes, love. I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-12 01:47 am UTC (link)
	If it helps, my mind changing has a lot to do with you and whether you keep bugging Reid. [...Wait. Did she just say she'd consider this if he -- damn protective instincts, she didn't mean it!!!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-12 02:06 am UTC (link)
	[Oho! He is quite amused.] Does this mean you'll go on a couple dates with me if I solemnly swear not to go near him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-12 02:20 am UTC (link)
	I... um. [wow she backed herself into a corner here.] There's a lot you could do even if you don't go near him. [omg she is negotiating this. WHY IS SHE NEGOTIATING THIS.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-12 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Promise to leave him alone, hurt not a hair on his head. [For the time being.] In exchange for a few dates with the lovely Penelope? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-12 02:37 am UTC (link)
	See, you're not saying anything about hurting anyone else. [She's flustered, but she recognizes that he's charming and quite probably manipulative.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Darling, that's asking for a lot. I'm being quite fair as it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-14 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	[mrr that is the worst answer ever.] Wouldn't you rather date someone who's into your... kind of thing? I mean it's pretty clear that hurting people is so not my bag. I even hate killing bugs, and they're icky! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-14 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hurting people's not something I always like to do, love. I like people a lot. [After a beat.] Just ask Kitty. [Since you kind of just implied that in order to date him, one must be into dark shit.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-14 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	...You're pretty confusing. [And asking Kitty? Not helping your case, bro.] I would really rather see the good in people than the bad. I just... wouldn't you have a hard time dating a person who was after someone you care about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-15 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Then just one date. [Down from several, as was likely his bargaining plan when he slipped the phrasing in there.] Let me at least treat you the way a gentleman should, the way you deserve, for a night. And then I will be out of your hair, Penelope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-20 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	[God, Derek's going to kill her for this.]</small> One date and you leave Reid alone? I mean like, really alone. Like he forgets you're even here kind of alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-20 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Deal. [No backing out now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-20 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Right. [She is the most unsure.] When are you thinking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-21 04:07 am UTC (link)
	When would you like? I'm quite flexible, but I don't mind waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] unmitigated 2012-09-21 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Give me a few days, huh? I have to... pick out a dress. [Stalling, it's a thing.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private \| encrypted] noahism 2012-09-21 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, do that. [Chuckling. BECAUSE HE'S EVIL AND HE KNOWS IT.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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