Eh, I live in a shitty neighborhood. I'd be more worried about someone stealing your hubcaps, if I were you.
[ This is nice. Really nice. A part of him wonders what kind of life he could have if he just, y'know, did a crossover event but Vanessa is waiting and he'd hate to keep her that way for much longer.
He will, however, lean in to kiss Kirk, right on the mouth. ]