Mary Wesson (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} muliebrities) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} marinanova,@ 2017-07-03 09:55:00 |
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Good morning, residents.
I hope you enjoyed the experience yesterday, though I'm sure you have a whole slew of complaints. My door is always open. [ Mary is getting mildly sick of playing Customer Support, which is saying a lot. This was easier with an AI. This would be easier if you were all just a box of USB sticks. ]
If you're feeling sore, I suggest taking a trip to the spa for a hot stone massage and a soak. We'll be serving fruity beverages all day, complimentary of your hardworking caretakers.
Have a nice day.
(( And as always, since the dawn of time, we end this message with a jaunty tune. The spirit of Dean Winchester lives on, like a testament to the fact that they do listen to inmates. ))