[ That he may never be able to agree with — this is a rare gift, not something he's particularly earned. Just ask the people in London or Prague or China or Los Angeles or- well, anywhere he's stayed for longer than it took to gas up a car and some days even that was enough time for a quick bite. He doesn't deserve this, but he'll gratefully accept it nonetheless. ]
What, you think this is my first time? [ He can be a good boyfriend. The coffee is hot and he sips it carefully, all too aware of the fact that a scolded mouth would actually ruin his day rather than just the next ten minutes. ]