[ Aidan always thought that superhero powers (because that's what's going on, right?) meant laser eyes or flight or something cool, but it kind of makes sense when the grass starts talking shit behind his back. It doesn't startle him for more than a minute, he always had a good relationship with the plantlife and so he can be found toppling headfirst into a shrubbery or laying belly flat on the lawns, chit-chatting about water and dirt acidity and how some people just don't respect a good keep off the grass sign.
Later in the day he'll head to the vegetable garden he's been tending in Sector 4 to truly take in the complaints of the residents in his kingdom. ]