How did I miss all this while still being roped into your baby scheme? [Not that he's one to point out psychological issues in a person or anything.]
If it's something you want you could awlways adopt some of the waifs here. Just think you could be like Chuck and me and have to have quiet sex because Hazel and Nico are embarrassed enough already by everything else we do. [Secretly he loves it. And is deliberate in the embarrassment.]