"You don't expect me to start making sound effects and whip one of these things out, do you?" He's using that language on purpose.
"But really, Felicity, someone had to program these." He doesn't need a new light saber. Well maybe he should make a new one if he gets his ATOM suit back. His mind isn't breaking, so much as he is just unaccustomed to what was possible in a bedroom.
"I don't know if some of these things are meant to make things easier or harder in the bedroom."