"You misunderstand, Jack. It's not about my personal feelings on the subject - if it were, I would remove the little line of code in you that dictates a need for sex and relationships in the first place so I can avoid dealing with all this drama."
So much drama and after this long on the job, it's not even all that interesting to watch anymore.
"It's about observing the habits of a life form and creating a frameset that best keeps that life form from annihilating itself. It's a harder task than you might believe."