He is totally cool enough to be a pirate! It's a good thing he can't hear you thinking that!
"Not a lot of bad guys at the moment, thankfully - though there so seem to be some sandwich thieves about..." he drawled, with a twinkle in his eye.
"As for good military or bad - I guess that always kind of depends on your point of view, doesn't it? It's been various kinds over the years, but I'd like to think I've always fought on the side of the good guys!"