Everything is free? I thought that only the drinks were complimentary.
[He gets up, invigorated by this new getting-a-free-step-ladder-to-ride-a-horse goal. This is ridiculous, obviously, and he should definitely be doing something more genius-y with his time, but this is a vacation from being responsible. Kind of.]
Would you like to come with me? I can try to explain things that don't make sense. I can even make things up to explain the things that really make no sense if you don't need factual accuracy.