[ He didn't recognise him immediately - blame the dazed confusion he's found himself in most of the day, first from being tiny and then from being hot - but it was difficult not to be drawn in by a woman like that. There was a blatant lingering look on the ample cleavage followed by a somewhat self-conscious glance elsewhere as he realised just what the heck he was doing. Respecting women, remember that? They're not pieces of meat, Wade, Jesus.
Still suspecting nothing, he flags down the bartender with the universal signal for two beers. ]
I, uh... I gotta say, you do you and all that and I don't mean to be conversative but it's been a really long time since I saw a guy as well built as you.