[ On one level, Kirk knew he shouldn't stick his nose in it. It wasn't any of his business and by all rights he could turn it from awkward tension to raging tire fire. But he was also a captain, and a nosy one, and he liked both of these men, which made him feel slightly responsible for them. It made watching them stumble over their own feet rather painful, to say the least. He was practically sympathy wincing. ]
I can't say how much sage advice I have, but I'm a good listener. So if you want to talk about it, maybe get an outside perspective, I'm willing.
Coffee should be drunk slowly anyways.
[ A suggestive cup waggle followed by a slow, loud sip. ]