[He's learned from experience that unless he wants to spend all day stuck in his apartment, there will be no avoiding stupid kissing robots. Normally, that wouldn't be a problem. He's perfectly fine holing up by himself for a day. Unfortunately, his place is woefully understocked of vital necessities, like food and coffee and toilet paper. That last one is the camel that breaks the straws' back. He leaves his apartment very cautiously and hopes for the best.]