[Alskjdlasd Jake has imagined this scenario so many times in his head and now that they are finally face to face he is just not prepared.]
It isn't much of a proper date if the gentleman can't pay for the evening's expenses, and it appears I am fresh out of underwater prison currency. So how about a simple outing between best bros instead?
[ooc | Oh hell fucking yes TY! Better own up to that date, Dirk.]