[ He smirks in a lopsided manner. ] You even have to ask?
[ He presses a button on his headset to bring his list up. It's just so long. There are some things he's going to avoid mentioning, though, so as not to rile Jake up too much. ]
Murder, corpse desecration, tampering with the scene of a crime, fleeing the scene of a crime, disturbing the peace, evading arrest -- blah, blah, this is all boring shit. Smuggling copyrighted materials to a point in time prior to their release. You're welcome. Oh, and child porn.