What, other people love him? I didn't know you were sharing him now. [Teasing, even if he still doesn't get the sex stuff after years of being aware of the arrangement. As long as it's working for them?]
So it was a slightly rougher start than I remember. It's hard to imagine a time when you weren't half of the least dysfunctional couple I've ever been around. And to be fair to past you, you were one of the most collected messes around.