[ Over the years, Deadpool has grown more lax with his strict secret identity rules. Turns out no one really cares that he looks like incestuous pizza and so he's taken to casual Fridays, to hoodies and jeans, to Wade days. Sure, he still slips into the leather suit from time to time, since it makes him feel useful, but there's not the same deep psychological need for it anymore. He can go out for lunch looking the way he does and no one cares. He can return a library book or go jogging on the beach or whatever else he does in a day and no one cares.
No one cares. Sometimes he wishes someone did. ]
[ Lyrical ]
[ You can't sit home and mope all the time and seeing as his superpower heals his everything, Wade likes to give his liver a good bashing from time to time. Alternating between appletinis, straight vodka and the occasional Blow-Job, he spends his night at Lyrical, working himself up enough to belt out a song or two. Join him, why don't you? ]