Terrible vampire romance novels. As I am not a teenage girl I suspect I'm not quite the intended audience. [That dry humor of his hasn't changed at all. Then again not much has with him. Physically he looks the same as he ever did. Perhaps a bit paler, a bit colder to the touch, and of course there's the lack of suits just now and the skull ring. He puts his book aside and smiles, taking another sip of his drink.]
So? What brings you here today? [Which is code for an invitation to sit and gossip like they always do.]