[ Ah man, if this had been pre-Vanessa, when he was still hot and single... they could've had so much fun right now. As much as he loves his girlfriend, some things weren't as complicated then. It's probably better this way but fuck, he could use some affection right about now. ]
I'm not going to suck that, who knows where it's been?
[ He makes a face under the mask, the whole reason why he isn't following up on this right now. Ugh, his life. ]