[ Santa was not kind to Deadpool this year. He'd been wishing and hoping for a real katana (no offence to Binky!) or something explosive or just a really nice semi-automatic but in the end, all he got was a nerf gun that shoots little foam bullets. Nothing fun at all.
Being an all around positive guy, Deadpool has chosen to do the best of the situation, which today means he spent a quite frankly ridiculous amount of time drawing little lines and curves on said foam bullets, turning them into smiling penises. With that work of art done, he then took up position and waited for unsuspecting victims to walk by. Does that sound like you? Please swipe right.
Deadpool can be found all over the dome throughout the day, hiding behind bushes, up on rooftops and dangling in trees, fighting a guerilla war with his foam dick gun. Pew pew. ]