[Yes, well. Kirk wouldn't want to discourage Chekov's hero-worship (still intact even if that hero-worship is occasionally accompanied by frustration with Kirk's antics and tendency to throw himself in harm's way) by being bad, would he?]
I can drink without needing to be escorted home. [His heart really isn't into the scoffing. Sparring, though...] I would like the second option. For some reason, no one takes me seriously when I attempt to defend myself.