"There is no Adam at Torchwood. At least, not in my reality."
What have they done to Ianto? Not just retconned him but brought him memories of a new reality entirely???
He shakes his head. What's important is to get Ianto up to date with what's going on here. "The wardens. Our captors. Couple of AIs with a rather quirky sense of humour. Every few days they inflict things like this on us. Change our memories. Change our bodies. Play with us just to see what we'll do."