[ Hey! Hey buddy! There's a super-excited, clean-shaven, short-haired, few-years-younger ginger bounding towards you like an overly excited puppy. You're his friend and he's got all his fingers today and you should have so much fun together because when was the last time he felt this happy or relieved or in the mood to drink? Very long. So long. ]
Pavel! [ Don't get him too drunk or he'll make out with you. ]