[Private to members of the Defense Force, Spencer Reid & Himself (Spooderman)]
So um, hi guys...
Not that anyone's panicking or anything. But uh, just for the curious... At what point are we going to start panicking? Asking for a friend.
Should someone come up with a PSA before people turn storefronts into disasters out of Black Friday shopping videos? Y'know, shoving each other and pulling hair, yanking flashlights out of kids hands, knocking over...