"Oi, I've been in your office. I could imagine pretty damn well just from the smell."
This is a lie, but who cares. It's all fun and games and a much better topic than his whole monster status. Then again, waking up in the cells and getting Ianto to admit that had things been different, he really would've been locked up and staked put things into perspective. In ways it fuelled this whole idea of being more than a monster that Dawn planted in him shortly after he arrived here. He is what he is but he can rise above that.