...We don't have a porch. [ Otherwise yes he sometimes enjoys crosswords. And sudoku. Arms. crossed. ] I don't have arthritis or any other of the typical aches and pains commonly associated with the elderly. So, no, I will not be needing you to fetch me anything.
[ And that's just complete nonsense, being in water requires muscular exertion to resist tides, keep afloat, etc etc. But Lelouch doesn't need to give Chuck any more ammo to think he's a senior citizen. ]