[You know who is not moderately stylish? The guy who is still wearing a plaid shirt and jeans. He does have the sleeves rolled up though. Of course, he doesn't intend to have fun in the sun. He's just dutifully out taking his dog, Salty, for a walk. Then it's back to hiding from everyone he had dream sex with. Just a few more months of that and it will have blown over, right?]