[Rude Evy! That is rude. He stands up a little abruptly, trying to make it look like he's just sort of just leaning against the bar, but his elbow slips and he flails a bit before righting himself. That look? That look is his 'I totally meant to do that' look. As if to emphaise that, he smooths his hands over his hair.]
Weeeeeeeeeell, no, but with a bit of time I'm certain I could figure it out.