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Tweak says, "i may have farted"

thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-27 21:46:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, felix gaeta

Day 373 | video | afternoon
[It's weird. As desperate as Damon has felt for company, now that he has it ... it's overwhelming. Which is ridiculous, because it's not like there are even that many people in this stupid prison place, but there it is. So he doesn't actually venture outside much.

But he still craves company. Which brings him, once again, to this stupid social network.]

So. A petting zoo. Is this a prison or pre-school? [God, he sounds like Seinfeld right now. What has his life become?]

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	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-01 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Considering the company? I'd say preschool. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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thatasshole
2016-05-01 06:54 pm UTC (link)

[Oh look, it's Snarky McSassypants. Damon is inordinately pleased that Gaeta responded to his post. He's one of the few people Damon has met here who neither feels sorry for him because they knew some weird past incarnation of him, nor has done anything to piss him off. He reminds Damon of Bonnie in the snarky conversation department.]

Seriously. Have you seen some of the people out there? I can't believe how excited they're getting about this. How old are they?

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	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
	[Give him time. The pissing-off is inevitable.] I was talking about your company, but... [shrug] Most people here are young and damaged. I can't blame them for taking advantage of an event that isn't traumatizing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-05-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
	[Contest! Let's see who pisses off who first. Doesn't that sound like fun?] Fair point, fair point. You know, I'm surprised there aren't more vampires in this place. Considering our life spans and propensity for murder, you'd think the place would be crawling with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-04 02:52 am UTC (link)
	[That can happen later. Right now, Gaeta needs to frown at Damon like he thinks he's full of crap. Which he does. That doesn't mean that he's not telling the truth.] You're a vampire? The kind that drinks blood? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-05-04 02:54 am UTC (link)
	What other kind is there? Ones that drink feelings? Those are as real as unicorns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Vampires aren't supposed to be real. Excuse me for not realizing that you all have the same dietary restrictions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-05-04 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Hey, it's all cool. Humans are idiots; I've known that for awhile. No judgement. [beat] Okay, a little judgement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-05 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not judging you for not knowing how to calculate interstellar jumps. [He's just assuming that that's not a thing Damon can do. Big assumption?] Weren't you human at one point? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-05-08 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Well yeah, because I'm not a computer. Please. [As for the human comment, Damon just rolls his eyes.] And when I was a human, I was a moron. Luckily, I haven't been one for 150 years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; didwhaticould 2016-05-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Neither am I. [He's way touchier about that than he needs to be. Coming from a universe with genocidal robots will do that.] As far as I can tell, you're still a moron. You look good for your age, though. I'll give you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; 1/2 thatasshole 2016-05-08 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well thank you. At the very least we verified your eyes are still working. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	VIDEO; thatasshole 2016-05-08 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	[He posts again a moment later, afraid that Gaeta will stop responding.] So. Planning on petting any fluffy bunnies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-05-09 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[That desperate for company, Damon?] Maybe. There're worse ways to spend a day when you're just a moronic human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-09 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh don't be so touchy about it. Jesus you humans are so sensitive. I'm surprised your whole species hasn't died out due to hurt feelings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-05-09 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have to talk to me if humans annoy you that much. No need to strain yourself on my behalf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-09 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	You can be annoying and entertaining all at the same time. Besides, if I stopped talking to everyone who annoyed me, I wouldn't talk to anyone at all. And that would get boring real fast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-05-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Everyone annoys you? I thought I was special. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry peaches, you're not that special. (Reply to this) (Parent)