Day 372 - Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 372 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ rain ].
For this day only, the museum will hold an exhibition on [ the many uses of even-toed ungulates of the family suidae ]. We encourage you to take this opportunity to further your education.
Have a nice day.
[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]
(OOC: The museum exhibit is basically this. Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )