DAY 371 — Morning Greeting
First of all, you're welcome! We removed our unwanted guest and cleaned up after them for you. Of course you'll probably just complain that you were scared and traumatized and possible eaten. [A robotic huff. So put upon.]
But that was the past and this is now. Time to move on to Day 371. We have some new friends for you to enjoy.
Oh, and Damon, I would like to see you about something. [There's a lilt to the voice before signing off.]