I'm a criminal profiler. [ And since he's already had to explain that job title to nearly everyone he's met: ]
That means I spend my days working out how criminals think. Not just criminals — the worst serial killers the world has seen. I spend time inside their heads, thinking how they think, finding the motivation for why they cut up prostitutes or kidnap children or glue their victims eyes wide open. I interview them, I walk through their crime scenes and I look at pictures of what they've done so I can find whatever miniscule piece of evidence they left behind. All so we can find them and stop them.
The things I've learned from the movies? It's just events. It doesn't really tell me anything about you as a person. Certainly not as much as this game tells me right now.