[Oh look at you two with your blue bands and sassiness. He's not a big tabloids follower back home but he's pretty sure they weren't dating in his slightly future timeline. This place must be continuing its tradition of enabling surprising romances. But enough about that, time for more important things like leg wrestling!]
Or do the opposite. For example I am testing out all the activities now in order to find the stupidest one and then coerce Chuck into doing it.