Mmm... It's kind of a long story but the first fiance was really renown for basically conquering the universe, previously being the President of the United States and running the um... Saints gang? They had a lot of power - but my dad kind of kidnapped them so their second in command came to rescue them and eventually my dad thought he would've been better suited to rule Hell so he tried to betroth me to him...
Long story short though, he shot my dad in the face and we got exiled. Kind of a happy ending!