[ Never before has he felt this lucky to have fairly vanilla preferences. It's strange how it works out, how one awkward evening can ripple through time and affect events even now. ]
You'd be surprised how often that saves my skin. [ Usually it's a hail mary at the wrong end of a gun, but all things considered this isn't all that different. And since the cat is out of the bag... ]
I'll tell you anything you want to know. Just... keep in mind that I what I know and what actually happened in your world might not be the same?