[Okay, she snorts. Gives him a crooked smile.] Listen, we all learn through trial and error.
I'm not saying go buddy buddy with the next person you see, but don't sweat the small stuff. You're cooler when you're more than just a bad boy cut out. And I have to slap you less when you're not being offensive. Works out for both of us, eh? [Her hand still kinda stings.]