That is teeeeerrible. How can you even throw a lame party in the matrix? You'd have to tryyy.
[ This is definitely why they brought him here. But, of course, he is capable of having a serious thought now and again. Clearly what's important is getting the hell out of here, and also getting April out of here. ]
Okay. So. Wait. It's been just you here?
[ Out of people who matter, which definitely doesn't include any of these people who have lame parties. ]